Monday, March 01, 2004

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE BECKHAMS AND THE ARMY?: The Army eventually runs out of tanks. Not so Victoria, whose desperate attempt to whore her kids to try and boost her sales has failed as The Real Beckhams DVD has managed to sell just 7000 copies since February 2nd. It's currently climbed to the ninety-fifth position on the DVD charts, prompting a bizarre defence by the Beckham camp:

"The DVD is about the Beckhams based on the TV documentary shown at Christmas. It features a soundtrack by Victoria, gives fans additional surprises, 30 minutes of unseen footage and photos of the Beckhams. It is not a music product."

Eh? Are they trying to suggest that it would have sold better if it had been a music release? And if they are, then why the hell did they bother to release the DVD?

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