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THEY COULD RENAME IT WILDEVALE. BUT THEY WON'T: The hardest-working woman on the fringes of showbusiness, Kim Wilde, has just signed a deal to make her the Christmas Face of Wyevale Garden Centres. They're the ones which aren't as good as Frosts, of course. Kim has a quote, of course, approved by the management of Wyevale:

"Gardening doesn't have to be just for the experienced horticulturalist it can also be a rewarding pastime for the amateur gardener. I'm looking forward to sharing my passion for gardening as well as giving away some of my personal tips."

We're looking forward to getting some of Kim's personal tips. We just hope they have a screened-off area for it.