No Rock And Roll Fun

WHEN I'M SIXTY-FOUR... THIS YEAR: He's been thinking about retirement, apparently, but Ringo Starr has decided he's going to keep drumming. All the while he can just about hold the drumsticks and knock out something resembling a rhythm, he'll carry on. After all, it's a style that's served him well for forty years, so why change now?

This joke, Ringo Is A Poor Drummer, is on temporary loan from the Rock and Roll Jokes Hall of Fame. It is believed to be somewhere in the region of 300 years old.