Thursday, February 24, 2005

LOW HUMOUR WRITES ITSELF: Elton John is going to find the time to make sure he gets a Stoke date on his UK tour. Once you've settled down, he'll be playing Stoke City's ground on June 4th. If you're not familiar with the Britannia Stadium, you can find all you need to know on the internet footballl ground guide. If you're not familiar with Elton John, isn't it time you got back out to hear the next part of the evidence, your honour?