MAKIN' MOOPEE: So, it's not just nervy teenagers away from home in a tent for the first time who get their ends away in a beautiful fashion at Glastonbury - . Apparently Michael Eavis' flock has a higher conception rate and has lots more cows than is average for a British dairy cow - and their lifestyle is a little bit nicer, too. Part of the high rate of cow-copping is being put down to the time they spend in the sheds during the festival; kind of like the way Londoners during the Blitz had extra babies after being cooped up down the Tube.
Unlike most of the human Glastonbury romances, the bullocks don't even bother to pretend to punch their partner's numbers into their mobile phones before heading off to get some cider and watch Gomez.
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