YOU KEEP IT ALL IN

Kylie has been able to preserve her reputation as an extraordinary beauty thanks to the not-cheap sciences of medical attention and photoshoppery. But how can she ensure that her live tour keeps the mystique alive? Simple... fling cash at that, too. In the shape of a a five thousand pound corset:

An insider said: "She's already got the greatest bottom in pop, now she'll have the slenderest waist too.

"She's worn it for a few rehearsals and it makes her bum look astonishing. Heaven knows how she manages to breathe in it, let alone sing and dance."

Kylie makes mental note to check the backing tapes are ready. Perhaps connected with the news of five grand being blown on some corsetry, they've made extra tickets available.

Of course, there's nothing wrong with a spot of corset-wear; and it's not as if Kylie is a total stranger to having her internal organs crushed in the interests of body shape:



And it's a
cultural artefact, too, you know:
.
But then so are crotchless panties and peephole bras. Next tour, maybe?

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