Wednesday, July 20, 2005


We could just about take Juliette Lewis - but Steven Seagal? Apparently, he's planning a 2006 release for a debut album called Songs From The Crystal Cave.

Apparently, the album is already out in France and features a surprising mix of stuff - guest appearances by Stevie Wonder, a spot of traditional Indian, some blues and... well, bits and pieces of everything.

We're expecting there to be a face-off with Hasselhoff over this.

He's going to spend some of the money he makes from his record defusing a Russian nuclear weapon; although probably not with his teeth.