Wednesday, January 25, 2006

MACCA'S HUT HAS TO COME DOWN

Yesterday - actual yesterday, not when love was such an easy game to play - we discovered that Heather Mills has made Paul McCartney promise never to smoke dope again. Today, we find out he's built a huge timber cabin in the grounds of his estate in Peasemarsh. Because, of course, a man needs a timber lodge to just pop out to of an evening - we bet he returns carrying three Snickers and a bag of Cheetos and smelling of Febreeze.

Although, sadly, it seemed to slip his mind to ask for permission to build the thing, and now the whole thing has got to come down. Macca's got six months to explain why he should be allowed to leave it up. "Every man needs a shed" might not cut it.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Is that hut made of Norwegian Wood?

I'll get my coat.

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