Wednesday, January 04, 2006

MARK OWEN SEEKS REPLACEMENT BUTT

Of course, if Mark Owen really wants to use a bottom double for any naked arse bits on the new Take That tour, he's going to have to show up pictures of the bottom he wants to match, isn't he?

Actually, they shouldn't be called bottom doubles at all, should they? The whole point of using a perter ass is because they're not a perfect match for the original buttocks.