Sunday, January 22, 2006

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE. BUT ALIVE WOULD BE BETTER.

It was nearly the day the music died. Again. Bon Jovi were set to fly out of Ontario; they clambered on the plane with a storm starting to gather around them. They noticed a nun, a sick child and a bank robber also climbing onto the plane. And then: the plane skidded off the runway.

The movie version might need to change the ending a little, as the pilot kept the plane uprright and nobody was injured, so we'd recommend having Bon Jovi seize controls and hit the brakes just before the plane hits the local Catholic girl's school. It'd be much more exciting.


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