KANYE LIKES KANYE

We're not sure, but we could have sworn that at his post-Grammys press conference Kanye West attempted to explain insisting journos switch off their mobiles "because I'm here" as being down to him having been gotten drunk by Bono, who also made him arrogant.

How does that work? Does Bono have some sort of ego-rape drug he can slip into the water.

Despite not having won the Best album prize, Kanye decided that, morally, he had anyway:

It's all good. U2, those are my boys. I didn't think it was going to happen because of vote splitting. I didn't win it by a technicality, not because I didn't deserve it. Even Bono was like 'Come on.' Everybody knows it

Hang about... who was your vote split with? Mariah? Because surely, if you're that good, you should have mopped up all the votes...

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