NME is embarking on a search to find the world's biggest Smiths fan - presumably they have a need for a list of balding vegetarian virgins in their late thirties and early forties. Maybe they're planning to build a master race in now empty floor of Kings Reach Tower once occupied by the Melody Maker. Or perhaps they've just taken delivery of some gladioli they're looking to offload.
I notice that they also explain who the Smiths were and what some of their albums were called in the story. Here's a hint: if you need to be told that, you need not apply.
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