PETE DOHERTY TAKES IT UP THE 'ARRIS

It must be something about EasyJet flights that turn people into outraged squawk-monkeys when things don't go their way - turning up late for check-in and demanding to know why they can't get on the plane, that sort of thing.

Take Pete Doherty: Now, maybe it wasn't his bloody syringe they found on the plane. But can he be surprised at Spanish police taking a close interest? They snapped on the latex gloves. Pete knows what they're after:

“They wanted to see if we had anything in our bottoms.”

They didn't ask him to lift his hat, you'll notice.

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