Monday, July 10, 2006


James Blunt has announced he's going to spend his time surrounded by a bunch of clapped-out old donkeys.

No, no, he's not touring with Kasabian, he's bought a mountain farm in Spain where he intends to raise donkeys for their eggs and butter. We know there's a flaw in his plan, but let's give him the room to make his own mistakes, eh?