Sunday, December 03, 2006

Quick! More children can be the only answer

Since there's been no attempt to skirt the usual rules and background checks prior to adoption, we can confidently ignore this morning's claims in The People that things are so bad in the Ciccone household that "marriage gurus" are being consulted.

If that were true, then who gets custody of the orphans?

The People's source - in words which will doubtless help bolster David's self-esteem when he's older - doesn't entirely blame the kid:

"Although little David has brought a ray of I sunshine into the couple's lives, the strain and pressures of intro-' ducing a new child from a different culture into their family has understandably brought additional pressures."

The sort of pressures the usual slow-but-methodical adoption process can help prepare couples for, of course.

According to the paper, they're seeing Tricia Barnes, who made the A Woman's Guide To Loving Sex video. Her belief is that women should be more positive and assertive in their sexual relations. An area, we're sure, that Madonna really needs some work on.


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