Rather weak T

Of course, you can't judge a festival by its headliners - the excitement is always reserved for the print you need a jeweller's eye-piece to read - but the announcement of The Killers and Snow Patrol to be bill-topping for T in the Park still lacks a little something.

As previously announced, there is going to be something for the people who turn up on Friday, but more expansive than originally suggested: there will be music. If you can call Lily Allen "expansive" - and curious that she's soft-launching into the much reduced camping-only audience.