The Beatles and The Stones

The family of Heather Mills' pre-Macca husband continue to grind their axes in public, did they mention she tried to interest Mick Jagger?:

Denys - brother to Heather's ex-husband Alfie - told Closer magazine, out today: "The other girls in Bananas club just thought he was old and wrinkly, but Heather had her eyes peeled for a rich, influential man even then.

"But he wasn't remotely interested. She was only about 16."

Yes, the thought of one of the Rolling Stones dating a teenage girl - it's just unthinkable, isn't it?