This should interest the Daily Express

In a bid to try and explain what the hell he's doing on the bill for the Diana gig, P Diddy explains that he can understand the loss of Diana:

"I can relate because of Biggie. I'm gonna feel real good remembering him and Di."

What? Is he suggesting that the Duke of Edinburgh killed Biggie too?

Still, it's not totally insane to compare the deaths of the two - both inspired mawkishly unlistenable tribute singles.