Apparently, they scare easily in LA

The Hotel Chateau Marmont, currently modishly popular amongst those who don't have proper jobs, has banned Britney Spears after she "scared" other guests.

How?

Britney stunn[ed] fellow diners in the posh hotel restaurant by smearing a plate of top-notch food over her FACE.

Interesting, perhaps. Irritating, maybe. But scary?

A source said: “The diners were disgusted. You wouldn’t expect that from a teenager in a fast-food joint.

“Royalty have dined in this restaurant. Her behaviour was totally unacceptable.

How dare you besmirch a restaurant where non-specific royalty have once eaten, young lady?