Oasis prepare a new collection

It's funny, you know, although Oasis have only just gone into the studio, it's like we can hear the album already.

Oh, hang on. That's a bunch of bored teenagers playing Obla-di, Obla-da in the next room.

Noel has much to impart about the new record:

"We all write separately, but for some reason all the songs sound like they've got a common thread," he said. "We've been focusing 'round the grooves more this time."

Goodness, everyone in Oasis writes stuff that ends up sounding the same. Whoever would have thought? And "round the grooves"? Good... however horrific that may sound... horror... halloween... pumpkins...