Showbiz Zoe doesn't appear to read other showbiz columns

If you hadn't access to any coverage of pop music besides the Sunday Mirror, you'd be forgiven for thinking that the future was bright for Britney Spears, as Showbiz With Zoe's Zoe with the showbiz counts her blessings:

LOOKS like Britney is back from the brink... I can reveal she has made friends with top Hollywood agent Steven Huvane, who represents Kirsten Dunst and Jennifer Aniston.

Britney has been bending his ear about a movie role - a follow-up to Crossroads. I was also blown away when I heard her comeback album Blackout - out tomorrow - with its personal lyrics. Britney's back!

Yes. She's going to be a movie star. Despite the fact that Crossroads was dreadful, and she made that when her life wasn't like a three-ring gin-sponsored circus.