Celine Dion: How wet is she?

Never mind John McCain's health records (old man sometimes sick; rich man gets good medical care - excuse me for not holding the front page), the really fascinating document we probably didn't need but now in the public domain is Celine Dion's water usage. She apparently gets through about sixty-five times the average amount of water used by people in her neck of the woods; her people chose not to comment which, I think, leaves us free to speculate just how many flushes she needs to chase the sausage away each morning.