Darkness at 3AM: Half-baked

Given that Madonna's brother has been rotating wildly around the edges of celeburbia, slagging off his sister's marriage, her adoptions and her general control-freakery, it's interesting that the 3AM Girls focus in on a slightly more mundane claim:

Christopher Ciccone has told Heat that Madge is a disaster in the kitchen, adding: "The only thing she can make is rice crispie cakes."

And a claim, at that, they read in the magazine that all their readers would read anyway.

So, the only logical reason for running the story would be because they've got a killer punchline, right?

It all sounds a bit flakey to us...

Eh?