Apologies if cornflower: Kelis is thinking about launching her own range of sauces. Apparently, she's just completed a course at a cookery school and now has a certificate which allows her to make her own sauces.
I know what you're thinking. But even I'm not that desperate for a cheap punchline.
First off get it right, it was Le Cordon Bleu. Now she's certified.
ReplyDeleteThanks for pointing that out, anonymous.
ReplyDeleteWhen I said "She's just completed a course at a cookery school and now has a certificate", I clearly meant that "She's just completed a course at a cookery school and now has a certificate". I regret any confusion caused.
Apologies if cornflower:
ReplyDeleteGo on, spill; What was your Popbitch username?
I have my suspicions. A two word user name, seperated by an underscore? Simon is either that poster, or that poster reads and cribs from this blog.
ReplyDeleteGenuinely, I have totally forgotten what name I used to post under. It's been a while...
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