Gordon in the morning: Dog days

Sadly, this doesn't appear to be Gordon Smart's April Fool - a claim that Victoria Beckham's dog looks like Harvey Keitel:

Aside from the fur, claws, tail and wet black nose, Coco the Bulldog was the spitting image of a holidaying Harvey in snaps of them wearing near-identical shades.

The sunglasses evoke memories of the veteran's career-high role in QUENTIN TARANTINO's ultra-violent 1992 flick Reservoir Dogs.

Yes, Gordon. If you ignore the fact one is a dog, and one is a man, they both look like creatures wearing sunglasses.

Is this the worst lookalike ever? Even Gordon's claim that the sunglasses are "near-identical" isn't right.