Friday, May 06, 2011

Gordon in the morning: The Next Generation

Remember when Madonna made Jon Bon Jovi apologise for suggesting she exploited her kids?

This morning:

MADONNA is preparing daughter LOURDES to inherit her pop crown when she finally hangs up her conical bras.

The singer has collaborated with the teen on a recording and hopes it will set her on the way to a successful career.
Perhaps Lourdes never wanted any other career.

So what's the song, Gordon?
The track is called It's So Cool and Madge is in two minds over whether to feature it on her next album or the soundtrack to her new movie about US socialite Wallis Simpson and her relationship with Edward VIII.
I'm struggling to imagine exactly what point in the narrative of the abdication crisis that a song called It's So Cool would be appropriate.