Something especially awful this morning, as Gordon runs a picture of Rita Ora. Nothing strange in that, except... look how he describes it:
It's a "nip slip outfit". Important to note that there's no suggestion that Ora's areola made an appearance. No, Gordon's just excited that there's a vague possibility that it could pop out.
On this basis, then, surely all skirts would actually be "upskirt outfits"?

By this logic every piece of clothing Gordon owns is a nip-slip outfit as they all give the opportunity to reveal the tit within.
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