Gordon in the morning: If something doesn't malfunction, isn't it working?

Do you remember just before Christmas Gordon Smart getting very excited over Rita Ora wearing a "nip-slip outfit", which turned out to be a garment that, theoretically, one of Ora's nipples could peek out of?

It's happened again today - Smart's run a piece by Ayeesha Walsh under the headline:

Cop a load of Rita! Ora narrowly avoids nip-slip in leather PC outfit

Once was awkward. To run two "you could almost see her nipples" pieces in two months is creepy. It's starting to make the Bizarre column like a print version of the bit in Gregory's Girl where the horny teenage virgins discuss what they nearly saw at the nurses' home.