tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post116808389501301592..comments2024-03-29T10:17:18.826+00:00Comments on No Rock And Roll Fun: Tourette: "I am not a celebrity, I am a free ordinary man"Simon Hayes Budgenhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07084524317888577404noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-5401693593867321242007-12-22T02:14:00.000+00:002007-12-22T02:14:00.000+00:00"The default setting for this year's series may we..."The default setting for this year's series may well be Jermaine trying to not look too hurt to discover his presence in the sideshow is not generating awe and reverence"<BR/><BR/>Heheh, something like that, yes ;) Did you see Danielle Lloyd's guest appearance on Jordan and what's-his-chops' chatshow? I didn't, but Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe helpfully screened a clip last night. It consisted of Jordan asking "Are you a racist?"<BR/>DL: "No."<BR/>J: "Have you got any black friends?"<BR/>DL: "Yes, lots!"<BR/><BR/>See? We were all wrong about her! When she said of Shilpa "She should just fuck off home", it was probably because she'd heard a disturbing rumour that Shilpa had left the iron on.<BR/><BR/>Wish I'd thought of hosting a chatshow where the guests write their own questions, it'd be a doddle.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-30298653369440506622007-12-21T11:23:00.000+00:002007-12-21T11:23:00.000+00:00Hey! Don't you know some really good celebrities w...Hey! Don't you know some really good <A HREF="http://allwomenstalk.com/dir/Celebrities/" REL="nofollow">celebrities websites</A>?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1930103.post-1168086975705654092007-01-06T12:36:00.000+00:002007-01-06T12:36:00.000+00:00In that case you missed the genius self-foot shoot...In that case you missed the genius self-foot shooting that was Donny's entrance on Wednesday, when having contrived not only to be booed <I>into</I> the house but be the target of a "who are yer?" chant he kept up the swaggering, swearing post-Axl rock star image for the thirty seconds or so before he clocked Leo Sayer and recognised him as someone whose house he used to go to when younger (neither expanded on this, unfortunately) and ended the launch show live feed being comprehensively ignored by the other housemates. He was hated on all the message boards even by people who'd never previously heard of his band (a few had to be assured that he wasn't a Paul Kaye character) by Thursday morning, which if you're the singer in a post-ironic poodle rock band is the kind of reception you aim for but perhaps less so if you're in a competition where popularity across the board of the viewing public is necessary.Simonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05834265575179460764noreply@blogger.com