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SO NOT ONLY DID SHE MARRY HIM, BUT SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH HIM TOO: Seriously, congratulations to Cerys on the news that she's going ...

SERIOUSLY, IS THAT SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE GET?: On the sick is Sam from Interpol, who has a stressed nerve in his arm. Apparently. Also, of...

CHANNEL FUNNEL: Sky's long-planned music channels are up and running now - the positioning on channels 469 to 471 less of a handicap th...

IF YOU CAN'T SHIFT YOUR TICKETS ON EBAY AND HAVE TO GO...: BBC Somerset has got a Glasto mini-site up. And after being grumpy about th...

GET WELL SOON, TONY: Old Mr. Wilson is suffering from the pace of modern life , it seems - still, leaves the way clear for the nice Mr. Gor...

IT'S CALLED 'KNOWING YOUR LIMITS', I THINK: "Something edgy would be good," she said. "I like the kind of roles ...

UOY RAE TLIST A CNUT: Moby likes Scrabble and Celine Dion . At least anyone who beats him up in the future will have the justification that...

WE DO LOTS OF SEX. HONEST.: Madonna is telling anyone who'll listen that she's having loads of great sex and not about to break up ...

TELETUBBY NIMBY IN UNLIKELY MOGWAI CLAIM: Toyah, the woman who campaigned tirelessly to keep already brutalised asylum seekers out of her p...

IT'S LIKE A RADIO ONE ROADSHOW. ONLY WITHOUT THE PRANKS, OR BITS AND PIECES, OR THE MUSIC. AND WITH POP PAPERS: For one week only, What...

ONCE AGAIN, BILL GATES COPIES AN APPLE IDEA A LITTLE BIT LATER: Microsoft announce an interest in purchasing Universal . Their bid is expec...

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I KNOW THIS IS YEARS LATE, BUT: They've just been showing the Jason and Kylie video for Especially For You on VH-1, and at the end wher...

MORE SPECIALS THAN HE'S HAD NOSES: Michael Jackson is desperate for exposure and cash ("opening up his private movies to public v...

MAYBE HE WAS DEFENDING A MARKET: One of the curious footnotes to war: Alongside Harrison Ford and Sharon Stone, the Iraqi Secret Police...

I SWEAR ITS TRUE - kladddang - EVERYTHING I DO - klaaaddddaaannng - I DO IT FOR YOU: Writing off the back of the German woman who reversed ...

STUNTED: Michael Eavis has closed the 'reserve ticket list' because, it turns out, they might only have five hundred tickets to pl...

HITS, TIPS, BLIPS, POWER: Interesting stuff going on just over there, at JustABlip.co.uk , a bunch of musicians attempting to establish a w...

WE'VE HAD LOTS OF LETTERS: Never let it be said that No Rock silences its critics. Apart from the tiresome ones, of course. We've b...

WE HOPE SHE DOESN'T HAVE A JIM BOWEN MOMENT: Dannii Minogue , best remembered for her claims that she was misrepresented when Esquire p...

WE TOLD YOU THE WORLD WAS CHANGING: Earlier, Intel made puppy eyes at Warners. Now, Apple have turned up at Universal carrying a bottle of...

THERE ARE EXCLUSIVES. AND THERE ARE EXCLUSIVES: Simon Tyers done this for us: 8th April : The Seven Nation Army video is released to MTV. ...

SEX AND, INEVITABLY, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL: No Rock takes its arse out to see Placebo at Liverpool "Academy" - it's the Uni...

PHIL COLLINS HIDING OUT ON THE BOX: We were watching the news playing that love song to Saddam again - "My sir, it's the ballot pa...

THE SECOND TIME AS AN INTERNATIONAL FARCE: Considering the bad blood that boiled up from the last Limp Bizkit search for a guitarist - clai...

THERE ARE HARD TIMES, AND THERE ARE HARD TIMES : It can be hard being a band who've been around for a while - your very longevity start...

HANG ABOUT - IGNORE EVERYTHING ON THIS BOARD EVER: The music industry is about to change. Totally. Intel is lined up to buy AOL's musi...

SETTLED: Stelios has come to an agreement with the BPI - you'll recall the Big Five record companies were demanding a million quid beca...

ADVERTISED: Last week, noticing that Madonna had taken to flyposting in support of her 'we wouldn't want to give anyone the wrong i...

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