No Rock And Roll Fun

A BRIEF PAUSE: This time last year, No Rock took a brief break to go off and get married. One year on, we're taking another short break...

WEEK IS A LONG TIME IN POLITICS, TWENTY YEARS NOT SO: We did cringe a little ourselves when the usually reliable Guardian Diary - well, oka...

THE END OF THE CAREER: Ananova is carrying a couple of Victoria Beckham stories today . Oddly, they've not linked to them on the Pop pa...

MORE ON 'BEAUTIFUL': After our piece on Christina last night, we came across a website which tried to argue that 'Beautiful...

SEX AND INDIEROCK TOGETHER - UNLIKELY THOUGH IT MIGHT SOUND - AT LAST: Playboy are running a poll - oh, do settle down - to find the sexie...

OH MR WILSON: Stephen Wilson, a federal judge in LA has thrown out a request to close down Grokster and Morpheus on the grounds that the o...

WHERE SHOULD WE POINT THE FINGER?: It's been a really odd week already, and now we have to feel sorry for Natasha from Atomic Kitten be...

I'M STILL JENNY FROM THE POSH: Ah. So it turns out J-Lo might have 'forgotten where she came from' after all - she seems to hav...

NOT OFTEN YOU GET TO USE THE WORDS 'SINEAD O'CONNOR' AND 'RETIRING' IN THE SAME SENTENCE: But she is, apparently due to...

TOGETHER AT LAST: Cheap Trick and Steve Albini . Those of you who care about these things will be happy to be able to link The Popguns to C...

THE DOORS GET SLAMMED: The dismal sight of the elderly surviving Doors trying to turn their heritage into a pension is receding further int...

THE WOMAN IS INSATIABLE: Someone should have thought while they were banning her from pinching pretty things and added a clause insisting t...

"WELL, WE CAN'T LOSE MORE THAN WE DID THROWING MONEY AT CAREY AND WILLIAMS": We're quite curious to see more details on E...

TALKING OF SIGHTS YOU'D RATHER NOT SEE: The Dixie Chicks have struck back at criticisms of their anti-Bush remarks by, erm, getting na...

NO, KEEP THEM ON. PLEASE: Toyah Wilcox, crusader against asylum seekers and former pop star, is apparently threatening to strip off her clo...

NOT GOOD ENOUGH: Wonderful news, as some pissed-off Creed fans have decided that not only was the show they attended pisspoor, but that the...

LIFE BEYOND THE CLUB: Of course, both Rachel and Jo are jostling to have some sort of TOTP presence now they've smashed up S-Club . Wha...

WHAT THE POP PAPERS SAY: No distance left to run edition MC Harvey - who apparently has developed a TV presentation sideline to keep him g...

WHAT THE POP PAPERS SAY: No distance left to run edition MC Harvey - who apparently has developed a TV presentation sideline to keep him g...

NORMALLY, A GOOD DAY FOR ATOMIC KITTEN DOESN'T MAKE US PICK UP OUR STEP AND LEAVE US FEELING THAT THE VERY SUN ITSELF IS SMILING JUST ON...

WE IMAGINE IT'S MEANT TO BE PRONOUNCED 'VERSUS': But what a rubbish concept - Vs - as in "flicking the Vs", which co...

--speechless-- this years novello awards nominations are so desperate and sad, we are going to pretend we haven't heard them http:/...

LOOK! OVER HERE! WE'RE LESBIANS: Tatu have tried to talk up an audience for their UK shows by trying to pretend that they're going ...

THERE AINT NO PARTY LIKE AN S CLUB RETIREMENT PARTY: We're amused that Newsround think the S Club split is not merely "shocking...

AAAAAAAH, WE SCREWED UP: Sorry to those music heads of you with no interest in the war, as in a fit of chocolate-egg-driven madness we inad...

TRICKY, TRICKY, TRICKY: You'd hope that Run DMC would have got a more fitting memorial than the re-release of Its Tricky as a single to...

SO NOT ONLY DID SHE MARRY HIM, BUT SHE'S HAVING SEX WITH HIM TOO: Seriously, congratulations to Cerys on the news that she's going ...

SERIOUSLY, IS THAT SOMETHING THAT PEOPLE GET?: On the sick is Sam from Interpol, who has a stressed nerve in his arm. Apparently. Also, of...

CHANNEL FUNNEL: Sky's long-planned music channels are up and running now - the positioning on channels 469 to 471 less of a handicap th...

IF YOU CAN'T SHIFT YOUR TICKETS ON EBAY AND HAVE TO GO...: BBC Somerset has got a Glasto mini-site up. And after being grumpy about th...