Saturday, June 14, 2003

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SPECIFIC REQUEST: People are very clear what they want from search engines, aren't they? pictures of the band Tatu having sex at home ,...

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STOP THE WORDS: Another week, another kicking for the music fan, as the Musical Industrial Complex clangs into action again. This time rou...

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GONGS FOR THE GONKS: There's been a whole heap of awards hurled at elderly music folk in the Queen's birthday honours list : Gerry...
Friday, June 13, 2003

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ANOTHER TIME WE CAN'T ADD ANYTHING AT ALL: Ananova have this report: Liam Gallagher has formed an Abba-style band with fiancée Nicole...

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MORE UNWANTED REUNIONS: Headline writers across America struggle to come up with reverse puns on 'smashed to Smithereens'

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BRITNEY'S FAKE TITS: We're not entirely sure the extent to which it's realistic to give Britney inflatable breasts and have da...

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JENNY FROM THE CHOPPING BLOCK: Sky News aren't being knowing, we suspect, when they say "[Jennifer] Lopez is said to be sick of b...

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WE'D QUITE LIKE TO APOLOGISE: AFI suggest fans might want to return potentially valuable mispressings for replacement, ordinary copies...

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CHIPPING AWAY AT YOUR FRIDAY EFFECTIVENESS: The girl singers quiz , which presents you with a line up of names, faces and song titles. Only...

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MY NAME IS OZYMANDIAS. AND THIS IS MY LOVELY WIFE, VICTORIA: Funny as it may sound, presenting the all-important Transatlantic Breakthrough...

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HANG ON JUST A MOMENT HERE...: Metallica are calling for fans who have videos, interviews and audio recordings from their early days to s...

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YOU COULD SEE HIS DIDDLY QUA QUA AND EVERYTHING: Another peg in the sad decline of a former national icon as Adam Ant is arrested for... w...
Thursday, June 12, 2003

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AN IDEA WHOSE TIME HAS COME. UNFORTUNATELY, IT CAME ABOUT SIX YEARS AGO: We're not entirely sure it is the first in the world like the...

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'MAN BITES DOG' EDGED OUT IN THE 'DUH, NO SHIT?' AWARDS: 'Avril contradicts herself' shock. This time, it's be...

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REBELLION IS - IN CASE YOU MISSED THE MEMO - THE NEW CONFORMITY: - so says the Daily Telegraph's Neil McCormick, anyway . Obviously col...

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MORTEN HARKET MUST BE HARD UP: Because he kneads the dough . [Joke supplied by The Dandy, circa 1958]. Yes, it's true, him out of A-Ha ...

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QUICK... ANOTHER QUICK PAY-OFF: We really don't want to be cynical about the sudden out of court settlement of another Michael Jackson...

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THOM YORKE CLAIMS ANOTHER SCALP: From Simon Waldman's blog : Christ that new Radiohead album is depressing. Yes, I know I shouldn't...
Wednesday, June 11, 2003

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WHAT THE POP PAPERS SAY: Extra free booklet madness edition The Face comes with a special extra magazine (in a lovely cardboard box) to, u...

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KURT IS THE NEW LENNON: VH1 have cooked up a list of the 100 best songs of the last 25 years , which is going to prove difficult when they ...

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THE LATEST FROM THE DOWNLOAD FRONTIER: AOL stutter out plans with the dead-eyed phrase "We were focusing, until 2003, on programming,...

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GAH: You spend ages worshipping someone as a demi-goddess, and then they turn round and reward you by marrying one of Papa Roach . Mia Tyle...

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AS IF AIRPORTS WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH AS IT IS: This summer, as well as delays caused by French airtraffic control strikes and the ever-pre...
Tuesday, June 10, 2003

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WE DISAGREE, BUT: We had to link to Anthony Easton's review of Tatu at the MTV Movie awards . Try as we might, we can't see them as...

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SEARCH FOR SOME STARS: We've got a little sick of the whole Pop Idol Academy Fame thing, and the constant focus on the looks of singers...

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WHERE EGOS DARE: Dave Gahan is getting a bit grumpy about not getting to write many songs for Depeche Mode. He's threatening to leave ...

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IS THIS WHAT YOU MEAN BY DIMINISHING RETURNS, PROF?: The return of The Osbournes in the US looks set to be a hugely underwhelming non-even...

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ON LIVING IN A CAPITAL OF CULTURE: No Rock was, as we keep banging on about, in Hull rather than Liverpool when our home base was picked to...

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GOING HOME AGAIN: The news that Ryan Adams and Caitlin Cary are about to re-activate their Whiskeytown project will come as great relief f...
Monday, June 09, 2003

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THIS CHARMING MAN: Okay, so that might not have been the most original headline for a review of the Morrissey show, but then again 'the...