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ONE TRUE VOICE: It's been a while since Garbage updated their online diary section, but there's a new slew of reports from the new ...

HLP IM BN MGGD: Such is the way society is, police are calling on V festival goers to text crime reports to them . Detective Constable Mari...

DOING OUR BIT: Whatever you might think about Jordan, with her blonde hair and equally sized, though ridiculous breasts, you'd have to ...

YOU FIND A LOST BOOK, IT'S PART OF BOOKCROSSING. YOU FIND LOST CDS, AND IT'S TIME TO PLAY PETITE-FREUD: Jogger finds CDs. Blogger p...

IF YOU DON'T WANT THE END OF SEASON 3 OF THE OSBOURNES TO BE SPOILED FOR YOU, LOOK AWAY NOW*: People seem a little confused by the endi...

ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW: Mutya has stated that Sugababes aren't splitting up. "I should know whether we're splitting up or...

I ENJOY BEING A SLAG: Oh, but bless Christina Aguilera, as she's not very bright, is she? In an interview with a German magazine, Aguil...

STING GIVEN LARGE SUMS MORE CASH: Now, we would normally be pissed off at Sting getting a big stack of cash for doing nothing - in this ca...

OH MY GOD, THEY'VE KILKENNY'ED: According to reliable sources* Moorcheeba had a row and broke up on stage last night in Kilkenny. ...

THE MAN COMES ROUND: Luther Vandross has come out of the coma, which is good news. Obviously. They don't know how he is yet, mind.

REDEMPTION DONG DING-DONG: Something of a palaver down in Jamaica over a statue named for, and quoting from, Redemption Song , on account o...

ROCKS - WELL, NOT ACTUALLY ROCKS - OUR BOX: Ennio Morricone and Johnny Cash are both getting the box-set treatment. Ennio - the most mis-...

IN SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE: We're neither phased nor upset that The Cure are on the point of another flurry of re-releasings, but what...

JUMPING TO THE WRONG CONCLUSION: While the Great Reporter is right with its facts, that British music isn't the global thang it once wa...

NME CREEPS UP: The new ABC figures are hugely curates-egg-esque for the NME. It's sales have grown since this time last year - but only...

THANK YOUR LUCKY STARS: Together at last - Dean Friedman and the writers of the Bastard Son of Dean Friedman as both him and Half Man Half...

OR YOU COULD JUST DETACH YOURSELF FROM ANY SENSES - DECENCY, HUMOUR, SELF-RESPECT: A webpage that will allow you - yes, you - to be like C...

MICROSOFT LAUNCH LESS-GOOD VERSION OF SOMETHING APPLE INVENTED: Okay, we know that everytime Bill Gates stands up in front of a Powerpointy...

WHERE DO THESE GUYS GET THEIR CRAZY NAMES?: Surely a New York band wouldn't be called TV on the radio because they were inspired by To...

WHO DRESSED THE DOGS UP?: DMX is launching a range of clothing aimed at dogs . No, no, you keep your 'haven't FCUK already done tha...

ALTERED STATES: Not being in America, we've not really given much attention to the Rave Act, which has been signed into American Law by...

'CAN YOU MAKE PORN COME ON MY TV PLEASE?': Man (Craig David) looks at porn on hotel TV room shocker . Whatever next, eh? It'll ...

A STREETCAR NAMED... LOVE?: Its a little too Sunset Beach for words, but it turns out that Courtney Love is Marlon Barndo's grandchild ...

MARTIN 'BEATS BULLIES': There's a splendid piece in today's Metro (sadly, not currently available online) in which Chris Ma...

SO, AT LONG LAST...: We get ben's results: Well here r his G.C.S.E's - 7 a's and 3 b's. that's all I kno so far. If ...

TURN OUT THE LIGHT. BUT LEAVE THE NIGHTLIGHT ON: So, Nelly Furtado is having a baby . This means she has done some sex with a man, or maybe...

NOT THAT THEY'RE BULLIES OR ANYTHING: Clear Channel are attempting to force a much smaller, rival company out of business . Another Pla...

AVRIL STILL TOPS SOME CHARTS, THEN: An interesting breakdown of the RIAA Subpoenas by Slyck News shows the main artists who the RIAA are s...

OVERHAUL: You've probably already discovered, explored, dated, shagged and cleaned up after the whole new-look FreakyTrigger conspirac...

YOU COULD HAVE KNOCKED ME DOWN WITH A MADE-UP CREDIT: Kelly Clarkson surprised to discover she's co-written a track with Christina Agui...