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NO SALE: The only thing that's going to make Kylie feel a bit better about the slow sales for Body Langauge in the US - it didn't m...

JOURNALISM BESMIRCHED: Harry Belafonte has condemned the media's treatment of Michael Jackson , claiming, in a somewhat over-the-top fa...

UH-OH: It's worrying that Ryan Adams has started up his own record label to release stuff that his proper label won't . If anyone w...

ANANOVA DOESN'T GET OUT MUCH, DOES IT?: For some reason, Ananova is running a review of the first date of Pink's european tour . No...

FOR NELLY, IT WAS NEVER RIEN NE VA PLUS: In a fawning bid to impress someone famous, a Missouri casion is looking at a USD50,000 fine. It...

'AND WOULD YOU RUB MY TITS AS WELL?': Someone in a position to know writes about the credit card rejection of Justin from the Darkn...

FIRST RULE OF COMEDY, SPIKE...: Girls Aloud are, apparently, working away hard putting together a second album, but are - we're informe...

BOWMAN AND MURRAY?: Interesting that it seems Edith Bowman and Colin Murray are taking over the Mark & Lard slot - although this presu...

BACK IN THE MILKING SHED: In another major step to try and put people off the idea of going to Glastonbury at all, it looks like Paul McCar...

WEB CALL FOR ACTION: Prepare yourself for Grey Tuesday - not a revolution of pensioners hacked off by council tax rises, but an online camp...

BENN AT BEDTIME: A few years back we went to see Mitch Benn doing live comedy in Liverpool, and were distraught when he came on carrying a ...

YOU OFF, OUR KID?: As has been widely expected, there's no longer any room for people who actually like music in the Radio One daytime ...

MORE BRIT HOT SCOOP: Ooh, that The Sun Bizarre column has it all - Justin Hawkins' gold credit card being refused as he tried to buy ch...

LIAM LASHES?: Another police investigation into another Liam punches photographer incident - why on earth would anyone be taking pictures ...

COMMON GROUND: What could Jamie Cullum have meant when he said he more in common with 50 Cent than anyone else at the Brits? Was it the wa...

NOBODY'S THAT MUCH OF A GLUTTON FOR PUNISHMENT, SURELY?: David Gest to marry Diana Ross? I suppose they've got one thing in common...

MUSIC COMES TO NORTHERN IRELAND: This year's BBC Music Live target this year is to be Northern Ireland , bringing music and dancing and...

BANDS WHO BLOG: The Bare Naked Ladies have a blog, which allows you to follow them on tour . It's a lot more fun than actually followin...

THERE IS ANOTHER WAY: The people behind Creative Commons licences have just released their second online CD , Copy Me Remix Me. We're e...

DIDDY DO IT? (AGAIN): Puff the Magic Daddy is in court again. This time, he's giving evidence in a case which sees a Detroit DJ claimin...

IT WASN'T ME: Four years on, and Billy Corgan at last reveals "the truth" about the Pumpkins split - it was all that James I...

AT LAST, AN RIAA LAWSUIT WE CAN ALL ENJOY: Michele Scimeca, from New Jersey, is being sued by the RIAA under its scattergun threatening act...

NEVER MIND YOUR SCHOOL OF ROCK: Brooks Middle School in Oak Park is school of Blues - at least, they seem to have a lot of lessons which ...

GOSPELOBIT: Doris Troy, the inspiration for gospel musical Mama I Want To Sing, died in Las Vegas on Tuesday . Born in Harlem, Doris was be...

THICKY-THICKY DIMWITS TRY TO STOP RAP CONCERT: A bunch of ignorant fuckwits are trying to stop a Ludacris gig in Casper, Wyoming , because,...

BUT HE'S NOT IN ANY FINANCIAL TROUBLE: It is, of course, a drop in the ocean compared with the 70 million supposedly owed to the Bank o...

I STAND CORRECTED: Thanks to Matthew T for emailing us to point out that the upright finger missing from the Brat award held by Thom Yorke ...

I THINK EVERYFINK'S GONNA BE OKAY: We wish we shared Nick Oliveri's optimism - he seems to think if he can just talk to Josh he...

WHAT THE POP PAPERS SAY: NME eats itself edition It's funny how Alex James never quite got round to slagging off the Brits off when Bl...

BRIAN JONES UPDATE: Brian Jones - still dead and, as we told you back in November , considered an unsuitable icon to be honoured in the nam...