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ROCKSICKLIST: Get well soon messages winging their way to Charlie Watts. The Rolling Stones drummer is reaching the end of radiotherapy tre...

PHISH STUCK IN THE MUD: The farewell concert weekend for Phish has turned into a bit of a nightmare all round. Heavy rain turned the carpar...

KEEP AWAY MAN, SHE'S UNSTABLE: Apparently some insane man has rushed up to Gloria Estefan on stage and forced her to dance with him . I...

NO, PLEASE, NO: Britney to release a cover of Bobby Brown's My Perogative as the single to support the greatest hits package?

DELTA HOSPITALISED: Delta Goodrem has made her first bid for next year's ARIA awards by getting herself hospitalised. Still recovering ...

KRAVITZ CRUMBLES, CAVES: Fans of pompous self-important egos in the States are reportedly pissed off with the news that Lenny Kravitz has p...

MUST OUR POP KIDS FLING THIS FILTH?: News of alcohol-fuelled youngsters in Reigate rampaging about spraying 'McFly', 'busted...

NEWWAVEOBIT: Three weeks after being diagnosed bipolar, Washington label owner and promoter Bill Asp has taken his own life by stabbing . 5...

PALTROW IS GOING TO SING, ISN'T SHE?: Following on from her dancing all over the memory of Sylvia Plath, Gwyneth Paltrow is now going t...

WHAT DOES MICHAEL BALL HAVE IN COMMON WITH THE BLAZIN' SQUAD?: They've both pulled out of the Arts for Life Festival - along with T...

"WELL, WE'RE CLOSING DOWN HERE FOR THE NIGHT...": Possibly as part of the current review of BBC Online activities, the BBCi M...

KORN ON THE COB: As we mentioned earlier this week, Korn have covered Cameo's Word Up (not even an especially original choice for a roc...

WHY BJORK?: What was the thought process that lead the Greeks to choose Bjork to do the song at the Olympic Opening Ceremony? I suppose it...

HOW MUCH DOES IT COST TO KEEP A SIXTEEN YEAR OLD?: A quarter of a million bucks a month, apparently, according to Mary Ann Den Bok. She is ...

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?: The Parent's Television Council - the people who recently tried to get the FCC to slam...

TIMBERLAKE "KIND OF OKAY" WITH NOT DOING AN NSYNC REUNION: Despite all the excitement - most of it from Chasez, Bass, Fatone and ...

THE SLOW HAND OF THE LAW: Snoop Dogg doesn't go very often to Virginia, but he's probably wishing he had avoided the place altogeth...

BACK TO BEING NOBODIES: We're actually a little sad to hear that Liberty X are thinking of calling it a day; not because they're th...

YES, THAT WOULD BE KEEPING IT REAL: You know we have no respect for Fred Durst round these parts. And we know that some people think we...

CIRCULATION FLOWS: The latest set of magazine circulation figures aren't very encouraging for anyone in the pop press, although some ha...

NO, NO, IT SHOULDN'T: No Rock intends to spend much of the next three or four weeks in a tight-fitting yellow outfit bringing justice t...

SPREADING THE MISERY ROUND: Mr. Morrissey has expanded his September tour by adding some dates : Newcastle City Hall - September 7 Liver...

PARKS ALLOWS MEDICAL RECORDS OUT: We wonder just how good the bright eyed boys of Sony-BMG and their legal teams are feeling today, having ...

DOUBTLESS, THIS WILL HAVE ALL COME OUT LAST YEAR, TOO: Some rather nice Bloc Party activity available for download via the rather useful 3...

TREAT JOURNALISTS WITH RESPECT, BITCH: The Russian pop star Philip Kirkorov has been fined 60,000 roubles for swearing at journalist Irina ...

BEAUTIFUL SOUTH COVER LUSH: No, really. Really, really, really. On the new Beautiful South album, they do a version of Lush's Ciao . Wh...

BEENIE APOLOGY FAILS TO WORK: Despite his vague attempt to try and pretend his songs about how gay people should be killed weren't actu...

IS AMY LEE WRITING HER OWN SLASH FIC?: Leaving aside the issues raised by her whole wanting to kill Britney Spears thing , we're not su...

MEL B TO BYPASS RECORD LABELS: That's in the same way, of course, that Brighton bypasses the M23 - it gets a lot of help from the road ...

YES, MOBY. OF COURSE. AND THEN DID YOU GO TO SPACE MOUNTAIN AND DID THEY THEN OPEN SPACE MOUNTAIN UP JUST FOR YOU AND DID YOU THEN HAVE ALL ...