No Rock And Roll Fun

The newly resurgent Lemonheads are going to be hiring some sort of monster truck, loading it up with sound equipment, and driving around Bri...

Yes, yes, we know it's going to wind up sounding a bit like the last Manics album, but that's probably the point. Nicky Wire has bee...

No sooner has Q magazine decided, definitevly what the best songs of all time are than NME.com kicks off its own attempt to decide what th...

They're calling it a "solo tour date", although we're not sure a single date constitutes a tour. Anyway, all freshly annou...

Carly Simon has stage fright, which is a terrible thing indeed. To overcome it, she finds spanking helps . Being spanked. And who does she g...

Having spent some time doing calculations, Take That have discovered that shipping their special effects and stuff to Europe for the ongoing...

Can anyone truly say they're surprised that Peaches Geldof has now joined a band? No, thought not. She's taken over as singer in Cos...

There's hardly much family solidarity at play in the Jackson household these days - Janet Jackson is blaming Michael for her weight issu...

There's nothing wrong with having a bit of help remembering things, and certainly nothing to be ashamed of. But we do wonder if Mick Jag...

We're not sure which "music fans" Q magazine asked to come up with its list of the top 100 singles ever, but we suspect they m...

Karl Lagerfeld, the trouser-making man, has issued a critique of Pete Doherty. Or, at least, made some words in that general direction : ...

Since Eminem gave up music or whatever it was he was meant to be doing at the end of the last tour, time has clearly been sitting heavily on...

Good news for fans of XTC - or "all right-thinking people", as they could be termed. Andy Partridge has pulled together a nine-dis...

The lovely people at Drowned In Sound were affected by the virtually-not-there crime at the Reading Festival: Their photographer Ben Jones h...

And, you'd have thought, the Lord looks after his own. But reading the trail of misfortunes which befell Evanessence as they tried to m...

The day and location of Madonna's planned Moscow debut has been shifted. The day-larded-with-significance of the fifth anniversary of th...

We have a soft spot for Wigan - we got married there, apart from anything else - and we can't think of any good reason why the town shou...

The police are a little stretched right now - what with having to do all this poking about in terrorist hunting; investigating other forces ...

Oh... hang on, that should be Barbara Bach breaks her leg . Husband Ringo Starr been by her side in hospital since her 60th birthday horseri...

Yeah, we kind of wish we hadn't promised to do anything about Creamfields, as there wasn't very much appearing early on in the weeke...

So, it's all over now, apart from the panicky looks on the faces of the people responsible for keeping the trains clean. Eddie Vedder an...

Of course, any Placebo is better than no Placebo, and who wouldn't love the reworking of the stuff from the recent album? Set free from ...

The most important thing about the Panic! At The Disco Reading injury, of course, was not the aim of the person identified - on solid eviden...

It's raining in Leeds. Tipping down, says the NME blog - which will probably be good news for the Love not riots organisers - as the co...

Pete Doherty? He's so street, it's a wonder he's not been paved over. He's going to lead us into rebellion of all sorts: “...

Unconnected with this year's Reading-Leeds festivals, Vince Power might still be feeling a little happy as he watches Clear Channel tug ...

The presence of Peaches Geldof at Reading tells you pretty much all you might feel the need to know about Reading these days - it's as i...

Good news for Kevin Iwoulddoanythingforaline, as Stereogum reports he's to be the ridiculous part of this season's CSI embracing of...

You've got to hand it to Heather Mills: if the press are calling you on having done nude pictures in the past, how better to react than ...

Something you might not have heard about for a while: a mass battle between police and ravers as the cops wade in to break up an illegal ra...