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Jared Followill has delayed work on the new Kings Of Leon album, through being too drunk to pluck : "Wine isn't for everyone, but...

There's two things here. First, GWAR, even if you're launching a chilli sauce - even a hot chilli sauce - you're still just ge...

It's one of those mornings where Gordon Smart has a straight-up great story that almost justifies the existence of the column. Tulisa ha...

Pandora have just released their financial perfomance figures for 2013 . Here's what they choose as the headlines: - Fiscal 2013 revenu...

Alvin Lee, guitarist with perennially bigger-in-the-States Ten Years After has died . Lee was with the band when they started as The Jaybi...

The two-hour-late Bieber gig continues to bubble through the public prints, with poor Justin Bieber crying how he's been victimised : W...

So after Humph crashed and burned last year, this year the UK is going with Bonnie Tyler as Eurovision artist. We've been holding out ...

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Gordon has been reading the NME, and in particular Noel Gallagher talking about the David Bowie comeback : [T]he HIGH FLYING BIRDS frontman...

There's a survey been gathered by Netmums, which is a bit like Mumsnet but with its name the other way round; they're attempting to ...

To be fair to Tom Meighan, the Spice Girls part of the Olympics closing ceremony was pretty grim, but that was a while ago now : “We were o...

Having kept kids up late last night, E! reports on how Justin Bieber will say sorry : Justin Bieber Will Perform 30 Minutes Early at Next S...

Interesting piece over at All Things D on the economics of YouTube - which we could summarise as 'once again, the music industry is sur...

God love B*Witched, but I'm not sure they're the best band to go to for a famous faces without make-up article . Don't you nee...

Tomorrow, Fatboy Slim is, for the Last Night A DJ Saved My Life charity, playing a DJ set in the Houses Of Parliament. Gordon has scratched ...

Justin Bieber needs to take a good hard look at how Peppa Pig does it: because when you're doing shows for children, you have to keep on...

Gucci Mane is changing his name : "I'm officially changing my rap name to Guwop and retiring the great Gucci Mane," he wrote ...

Excitement this morning, as the Bizarre homepage teases us with news: 'PHONICS star wants to direct films after success writing movie s...

Tony Iommi - yes, the one out of Black Sabbath - has apparently written Armenia's entry for Eurovision this year . Apparently, Iommi...

What's the noise coming from the day room? Oh, it's Mr Morrissey muttering to himself about how things were better in the olden days...

Let's skate over the impression Ne-Yo gives - that he's probably never seen a lady naked, much less touched one - and tune in as he ...

Had an interesting brief chat on Twitter yesterday with a couple of Bieber fans, one of whom had shown her anger at the paparazzi invasion o...

The most-read February stories: 1. Telegraph Kraftwerk article strangely similar to earlier Observer piece 2. Liveblog: Brits 2013 3. Ro...

There's currently proposals in Finland to strengthen rape laws, which has upset men like this who feel that there's something ridic...

This morning, Robbie Williams is expanding on how dull the Brits were : He said: “It’s a lot of back-slapping." Yes, Robbie. An indust...

Scott Weiland - recently fired again from The Stone Temple Pilots - is finding it as hard to believe he's been canned as the rest of us...

Poor Gordon tries this morning to scrape some sort of story out of the NME Awards, and is reduced to trying to plump up someone sniggering a...

Anger over at Radio 2, where plans by management to score all DJs out of ten has sparked a revolt : The proposal proved short-lived – DJs w...

This morning, Gordon Smart reports that Victoria Beckham has left The Spice Girls . What? You didn't realise the band was a going conc...

Two prizes for the Rolling Stones, including the claim that The Rolling Stones were the best live band in action last year. It's long be...