Pete Doherty DJ set (not a source of Pete Doherty)

We were starting to get a little worried - Pete Doherty's legendary inability to keep a date was starting to let him down. So, it's with relief that we hear he bollocksed up and didn't turn up for his Gatecrasher DJ set at the weekend:

Fans paid £40 each to see troubled BABYSHAMBLES singer Doherty, 28, spin his tunes.

That's what it said on the poster, we bet - "see troubled Babyshambles singer spin his tunes."

Anyway, he didn't show up, and to add insult to injury, they got Preston out of the Celebrity Big Brother before last to step in. Surely if you expect Kate Moss' boyfriend and end up with the bloke married to Chantelle instead, there's an argument for a refund?