No Rock And Roll Fun

It's too late now. The thought is there. Apparently, Penny Lancaster's been talking about how Rod does it : The 'Do Ya Think ...

It might only be June, but already people in the music industry are working hard on plans to spoil Christmas. In the list of 'things t...

Let's not lose sight of the real issue at the heart of this twat trying to let indoor fireworks off on a plane above Detroit: it caused ...

Ah, The Faces - back together again. That sounds like a bad idea. Without Rod Stewart? Blimey, that's quite risky. Is there anything els...

With the world, or at least the very small section of it interested in Michael Jackson, busy swearing at Ticketmaster, Gordon brings news o...

The Mail has some condescending fun with photos of Rod Stewart kissing a woman in the street: Do ya think I'm sexy, Rod? Rocker Stewart...

Rod Stewart. Ron Wood. Um, the rest of The Faces. Are they about to reform ? (Yes, yes they are.) In fact, they're going to rehearse tog...

The lead story on Bizarre this morning is rich man buys expensive car , which has left Gordon time to work on a story about Rod Stewart defa...

It's all Led Zeppelin's fault, isn't it? We're now staring a Faces reunion in the, erm, face. And, yes, it's a full one...

We know that Ronnie Wood's reputation as an artist is that he's not that bad, in a helps-he's-famous way, but it doesn't he...

We couldn't pretend to be surprised that the News of the World thinks a murky long-lens shot of Rod Stewart kissing Penny Lancaster'...

It's not just the clunking review of Rod Stewart's Portuguese festival appearance that's surprising about the 3AM page this mor...

There's some sort of new pun low in the headline over a photo of Rod Stewart wearing his CBE in Bizarre: You wear CBE well, Rod The sub...

We've yet to have anyone explain to us exactly what it is Kimberley Stewart is for, so we were surprised to read of the challenges of he...

The rain which has effectively destroyed Sheffield and forced junior reporters to spend a week up to their bellies in floodwater and sewage ...

In the midst of "footballers marry en masse" (has the FA started to turn itself into some of Moonie-style mass-marriage cult?), Ro...

Rod Stewart's son is currently being sued by a couple who claim that he attacked them with a brick. Perhaps unsurprisingly, his lawyer r...

How charming of Rod Stewart to dedicate a song to Penny Lancaster during a charity event, just two weeks before she becomes the latest Mrs. ...

And as Paris Hilton's music career evaporates, Kelly Osbourne goes back to the only thing that's ever worked for her: sShe's fil...

Of course it's all in the name of charidee - The Prince's Trust, Nordoff-Robbins Music Therapy and the Teenage Cancer Trust, to be p...