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Expressing a desire to take the song out the market before people get sick of it, Gnarls Barkley are deleting Crazy this Monday. We were si...

In his head, he wants to sound like Jimmi Hendrix . Maybe he should set his sights a little lower, for something a little more obtainable? I...

Apparently, Robbie Williams finds when he goes online, he can't discover anybody saying anything nice about him. We wonder why . Apparen...

It would seem churlish to complain about a high-profile music TV show launch in these dark, dark days, and so we're pleased to hear that...

Of course, the only way Paris Hilton can think of flogging her dissolute single is by making what she considers to be a sexy video. I know I...

Was it really four years ago that Paul Bartlett produced a list of top Conservative Songs which, on closer inspection, turned out to be any...

We really wish we could be excited by the news that that Paul Simon played a surprised London date to play through his new album. But that ...

NME is embarking on a search to find the world's biggest Smiths fan - presumably they have a need for a list of balding vegetarian virg...

The sudden death of Desmond Dekker has been announced by his manager, Delroy Williams: "It is such a shock. I don't think I will e...

We're hoping that someone has got the wrong end of a stick here, and that eight-months pregnant Gwen Stefani isn't really intending ...

Yes, yes, Michael Eavis - we know that Kylie's the headliner for next year's Glastonbury . Could you stop "revealing" it ...

Peaches Geldof is smarting over suggestions that she's little more than a tourist hotel version of Paris Hilton: "I wouldn't sa...

While hanging out with journalists and The Sun's Victoria Newton backstage at the Ivors yesterday, James Blunt made the whole nation nau...

It's death for no reason, and death for no reason is murder . We know that Morrissey's manager was acting from the purest of motives...

Hot young rap star - and we're using "hot" in no sense you've ever come across before - Kevin Federline might be available...

The slightly bemusing Ivor Novello Awards - Britains' premier (i.e. only) songwriting prizes - have been presented. Two for James Blunt,...

On Sunday, Elton John's much-derided Vampire musical Lestat closes after just 39 shows on Broadway . And today, it's been announced ...

It says it's being done in the "spirit of Ken Kesey's Merry Pranksters", which is normally enough to put us off anything, ...

Okay, we would. Journey South, you'll need reminding, was one of the X-Factor turnips from the last season, currently enjoying the last ...

Genesis' plans to have Liverpool's Parr Street Studios turned into luxury flats for people as rich as they are will go ahead, after ...

The death has been announced of Ian Copeland , music promoter. Son of CIA man Miles Copeland and brother of The Police's Stuart, Ian...

How thrilling to hear that Michael Jackson is apparently looking for property in London . Perhaps he could get Kirsty and Phil on the job? -...

Simulataneous emails - literally simulataneous - arrive from Karl T and Mike S to bring this morning's Guardian Technology feature on o...

You can see why Hasbro would have wanted to market these - they're the dolls based on the Pussycat Dolls. Dolls based on people based on...

At first, we thought it was Is Hot, Your Band - like a laid-back compliment; but it's actually I Shot Your Band, a collection of live ph...

The idea of a TV music channel which is funded by something other than commercials seems, on first hearing, a pleasant one. We're not so...

All Red partners have high standards and work practices: if they didn't and were trying to hide something they would be very foolish to ...

Yesterday, Tony Blair was happily denying that the family of Dr David Kelly, the weapons expert hounded to death by his government, would be...

In some sort of poll designed to draw attention to some company or other's financial product, Sharon Osbourne has come out top . But can...

It would be unfair and perhaps even slightly cruel to suggest that Dannii Minogue doesn't have an original thought anywhere in her body,...