This fortnight just gone

We were off enjoying the few bits of Amsterdam not currently in thrall to drunken English youths stagging and henning, or overwhelmed with Rembrandt, and so this is a round up of the last two weeks on No Rock and Roll Fun.

The ten-most opened individual stories were:

1. RIP: Paul Walters
2. Why are so many people keen to see heather Mills naked?
3. PETA find Heather Mills a naked role
4. It's not even as if we have any pictures of Heather Mills naked
5. Or pictures of McFly naked, come to that
6. The debate about KT Tunstall's sexuality continue
7. Purplemelon hope nude Heather Mills photos will sell records
8. MTV EMA nominations under scuritny
9. Razorlight come to save the world, not the band
10. Lily Allen takes her clothes off under the sea

The big events have been the MTV EMAs, the Q awards and the Latin Grammys

You can read this week on one page
last week on one page
or skim the week before in a single post

Never throw fireworks - lob these instead:


Thrown Muse Tanya Donelly repeats solo tricks


Isobel Campbell tops her excellent year


Pet Shop Boys Radio 2 concert made flesh. Or plastic.


The Daily Show with weapons: Jello Biafra's latest spoken word set


Skipping past 78 & 79, Smash Hits collects the best of their 80s golden age


Laibach's all national anthem project


Mercury Rev get the chance to flog a glorified mixtap


Scraping Foetus Off The Wheel have a rerelease flurry