Monday, October 09, 2006

Lily Allen naked under the sea

Actually, while the report says Lily Allen "gave the passengers on Eurostar a little strip show on her way to Paris", we suspect it's more likely she changed her dress in the toilets rather than actually in the carriage.

It'd be terrible if you'd not travelled by ferry to avoid feeling queasy and then had to try and stomach Keith Allen's daughter waggling her breasts in your face over your complimentary Independent and bacon roll.


Anonymous said...

to be honest, I wouldn't mind so much.

Anonymous said...

to be honest i would love to see that

Anonymous said...

to be honest I would absolutely smash Lily Allen, so i would be delighted to have her breasts in my face and/or my complimentary bacon sandwich.

Anonymous said...

that would be like a dream come true i wonder wat its like to see all three niples

Anonymous said...

to be honest if that happend... and i got a complementry bacon butty n a independent!

best day eva!

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