As part of the sentence for headbutting a bloke in the street, The Zuton's Dave McCabe has been ordered to pay his victim £1,500.
The Independent had clearly been scanning album sleeves for appropriate songs:
The star - whose songs include Calm Me Down and Havana Gang Brawl - had attended his mother's 60th birthday party earlier in the evening.I bet they were disappointed that he'd never done a song called Drunken Mistake. Perhaps for the next album, eh?
[Thanks to Michael M]