Gordon in the morning: Something something lesbian something

Someone has claimed that Sam Ronson has had some sort of fling with Christina Aguilera - unusually for Gordon, he's actually got a name rather than an unnamed source, which suggests that the non-story has been embellished outside the Bizarre office for a change.

[Christina] joins LINDSAY LOHAN on Sam's CV of lovers - which would be the envy of Hollywood's biggest male shaggers.

Let's just leave the clunking phrase "Hollywood's biggest male shaggers" where it is; nothing can help that now. But instead, let's just wonder what sort of world Gordon lives in where he sounds surprised that bisexual people have more than one sexual partner. For a gossip columnist, he sometimes sounds like he leads the most sheltered of lives.