No Rock And Roll Fun

I'M (STILL) RIGHT HERE: Amidst much muttering about her supposedly being dropped by Polydor, Samantha Mumba is adopting a Brentesque career-rescue position ("if a salesman isn't doin well, he doesn't start to turn up on a bicycle, he gets a bigger car"), signing a "big" deal with Hello and iinviting 300 people to her birthday party. If we were the Four Seasons hotel in Dublin, we'd be demanding the cash in advance.