No Rock And Roll Fun

HONESTLY, VICTORIA, YOU'VE GOT NOTHING TO PROVE TO US: She's become like a woman possessed, seemingly desperate to have a number one to silence the critics who would suggest that she couldn't carry a tune if she bought a bicycle with a special basket designed precisely for tune-carrying by a team of German aerodynamic design experts. Now, Victoria Beckham has drafted in Cathy Dennis to write a song for her, a song she hopes will return her to the top of the tree and allow her to gloat. It's a nice try, but rather than using your money to buy songwriting talent, why not use it more wisely and get someone to do the singing for you?