No Rock And Roll Fun

IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE?: What? That dull thudding noise? No, it's Ringo Starr, getting into practice for his new role as Stan Lee's latest superhero. No, really; they're making a cartoon Ringo in which he saves the world, and so on. Nobody can really work out why, but at least it's not as absurd as Yoko's ongoing campaign to turn John Lennon into a saint.