No Rock And Roll Fun

THE GALL OF YER, GALLAGHER: You'd have thought by now Oasis would have realised that something - call it God, call it the cosmic cat, call it a teapot circling Mars - doesn't want Oasis to go to America. They've actually got there this time, and it's already a utter fucking shambles. The nme is reporting that they managed to limp four songs through a set before Liam had to run off 'cause his little throat was hurting him. Even Britney managed five tracks in Mexico, man. Bet they're wishing Noel hadn't been able to sort out his passport after all...