No Rock And Roll Fun

THE HYMEN WORKAROUND: So, what do you make of the news that Britney is taking a three month break from everything, and then some more time - up to two years, some reckon - from music? They're saying she's tired, poor lamb, but we suspect this is an attempt to finally get away from the 'not a girl/not a woman' problem - some time away will give a chance for her publicity to catch up with her biology, won't it? She can return, no longer untouched, and we can all forget about having to pretend that she's the only 21-year old virgin in the music industry.
Best news ever for Mandy Moore [BBC] - and making a movie about stock cars never hurt Elvis, did it?