Thursday, August 08, 2002

THE OLD ONE HASN'T FINISHED YET, YOU KNOW: For no good reason, here's a user's guide to the various new/old Kylies, as nominated by various parts of the press and media over the last couple of years. We start with the various 'New Kylies':
Dannii Minogue
Holly Vallance
Wendy James
Vanessa Amorossi
Tina Cousins
Sophie Ellis-Bextor
Billie Piper
Milla Jojovich
Natalie Imbruglia
and then there's...
Ayanda or Bianca from South African Popstars - South Africa's Kylie
Kim Wilde - the 80's Kylie
Sonia - the northern Kylie
Olivia Newton-John - the 70's Kylie
Nicole Kidman - the cinema Kylie
Felicity Kendal - the, um, Kylie of the buttocks
Gemma Hayes - Ireland's kylie
Paula Rubino - Mexico's Kylie
Stumpinski - Eastern Europe's Kylie
and, erm... Kylie Minogue

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